The Magic Formula

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cynthiacloud:

mtgthings:

coconutsandmetal98:

Unsure if real or fake, but if real, I can dig it!

HOLY CRAP.

-1 creates an elemental
-2 destroys a land
0 is a shock…

This is INSANE.
someone please tell me it’s fake. D:

Faaaaake.

The wording is all wrong, and so is the formatting.  Plus, when was the last time we had a non-(+) Planeswalker?

Calm down, dears.

Sarkhan the mad was suicidal as well (no + ability) the only reason im thinking this is a fake is because she’s too efficient and her art doesn’t break the border of the card. most planeswalkers do. also, the photographer was probably trying to hide something, why else would the photo be at an absurd angle? 

there’s also nothing wrong with the wording

tommy-tomcat:

Pretty much.

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mtgfan:

velolciraptor:

So. No Tarmagoyf… But this happened.

cardboard-crack:

Here are more Magic: The Gathering graphs and diagrams.

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mtg-realm:

Magic: the Gathering - Crazy Caption Time

Yep - U got it - Beat this caption.

These are the Mycoids we’re looking for …

Umm Sir, she just Force of Will’d Order 66… Can she do that?

guruthethird:

OH MY GOD WHY 

its one thing to put a card through the “bend test”, but this is just awful…

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master-n:

cardboard-crack:

Here are more Magic: The Gathering lists.

Pretty sure 3 is true false

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zombiecreaturetoken:

mtgfan:

I personally like this one:

He was left with just enough memory to understand what he had lost.

“It’s diet consists of fruits, plants, small woodland animals, large woodland animals, woodlands, fruit groves, fruit farmers, a“Darius?”

“Yeah?”

“There’s a goblin sneaking up on you.”

“So?”

“Just sayin’.”

-Wave of Indifference

mtgthings:

What about the 15 sideboard cards? XD

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tasteofmtg:

Urza Part 4: The Nine Titans

Phyrexia was starting to invade Dominaria through the Caves of Koilos. Urza, determined as ever to stop the Phyrexians managed to gather forces against them from all corners of the plane. Elves from Llanowar, Gerrard and the Weatherlight crew and even Metathran, Urza’s own creations banded together to wage the war. 

Urza knew that this still would not be enough, Phyrexia itself needed to be destroyed. So in his preparations included building nine giant war machines he named the Titans. Each Titan was designed to be piloted by a planeswalker and to take the fight to Phyrexia. Urza knew that he couldn’t destroy Phyrexia alone so he enlisted help from many of the planeswalkers he knew. The plan involved placing soul bombs throughout Phyrexia and destroying the plane itself.

Some of the planeswalkers did not join Urza’s crusade, notably Teferi, since his plan was to phase out his island and parts of Shiv to save his and Jhoira’s homelands. Urza was furious about this, not just because he was losing Teferi, but also because Teferi was taking many able warriors with him. 

The planeswalkers that did join Urza included: Commodore Guff, an old eccentric planeswalker who spent his time with books that had already been written about the future. Bo Levar, an interplanar smuggler who did not get along with Urza very well, but then again who did. Taysir, an extremely powerful planeswalker from Rabiah. Daria, a young planeswalker from Ulgrotha that Taysir had taken under his wing, Daria replaced Teferi on the team. Freyalise, a half-elven planeswalker worshiped by elves as a god. Kristina, the replacement for Parcher who was deemed too insane for the mission. Lord Windgrace, a black panther catfolk, who was older than Urza. And finally Tevesh Szat, a villainous planeswalker that every planeswalker but Urza objected to being included in the mission. Urza said he wanted Tevesh Szat on the team because he had knowledge of the layout of Phyrexia, since he had dealings with the Phyrexians before.

Once the Nine Titans started their assault on Phyrexia, Tevesh Szat killed Kristina, accidentally according to him. Later in the battle when the Titans had become more split up Tevesh Szat diabled the master soul bomb to sabotage the plan, then he hunted down and killed Daria. The other planeswalkers found out about this and to their shock, Urza admitted he had assumed something like this would happen. 

Urza then activated a fail safe built into the Titans, which to everyone’s horror killed Tevesh Szat. Urza then admitted that he did not have the energy required to fuel the soul bombs they were placing, and that he needed to kill a planeswalker to use their energy. Barrin and Urza knew this was a moral quandary, so Urza set up a situation where he could morally kill Tevesh Szat. 

Bo Levar tried to rally the others against Urza, but they knew even with Urza’s insanity and betrayel they needed to destroy Phyrexia once and for all. Taysir took the Urza’s actions the hardest, since Urza had led Daria like a lamb to slaughter.

Later, to everyone’s surprise Urza started to sympathize with the Phyrexians and Taysir attacked him. Urza activated the same device in Taysir’s Titan that he had with Tevesh Szat’s and killed him. 

Left with no other option, Bo Levar led Freyalise, Lord Windgrace and Commodore Guff to place all the soul bombs. Since Tevesh Szat had diabled the master bomb, the remaining planeswalkers needed to manually activate all the soul bombs. They were successful and managed to destroy or devastate many of Phyrexia’s spheres. 

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